Posted 21 hours ago

nintendocompositions:

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time | Kakariko Village (Hyrule Symphony)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

daftprodigy:

THIS PRECIOUS BABY MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS

Posted 4 days ago

grofjardanhazy:

Evolution of the Desk (1980-2014)

gif: grofjardanhazy, original video via Best Reviews

Posted 4 days ago
  1. spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  2. french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  3. german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  4. english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  5. gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  6. polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  7. japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  8. welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  9. chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  10. arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  11. latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  12. sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  13. russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  14. Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
Posted 5 days ago

gothharrystyles:

hands down the best scene from any movie ever ever

(Source: doloresjaneumbridge)

Posted 1 week ago

mhd-hbd:

kobetyrant:

OPINIONS CAN BE RACIST

OPINIONS CAN BE SEXIST

OPINIONS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC

stop using “it’s just my opinion” to justify your bigotry.

XKCD 1357Free Speech

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ALT TEXT: I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.

Posted 1 week ago

bearshounen:

Monty’s posted the cast of RWBY’s Height Chart

Heights as follows, some are a bit off because of hair:

Ruby: 5’2

Weiss: 5’3

Blake: 5’6 [crown], 5’8 [ears]

Yang: 5’8

Jaune: 6’1

Nora: 5’1

Pyrrah: 6’0

Lie Ren: 5’9

Sun: 6’0

Neptune: 6’3

Penny: 5’5

Coco: 6’2(?) 

Fox: 6’2

Velvet: 5’6[crown], 6’5 [ears]

Yatsuhashi: 7’0

Ironwood: 6’6

Ozpin: 6’6

Glynda: 6’5

Oobleck: Hair reaches 6’9.

Prof Port: 5’8

Cinder: 5’11

Emerald: 5’8

Mercury: 5’11

Torchwick: 6’2

Neo: 4’11

Adam Taurus: 6’5 (?)

Junior: 6’11

Malachite Twins: 5’6

Posted 1 week ago
dntdodrugs:

zeroshift:

madeupmonkeyshit:

lifting weights don’t teach you how to fight




his face doesnt exist anymore

dntdodrugs:

zeroshift:

madeupmonkeyshit:

lifting weights don’t teach you how to fight

his face doesnt exist anymore

Posted 1 week ago

bctheinternet:

Louis C.K. on slavery

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

"College as explained to me in high school" vs. "College as experienced firsthand"

  1. In high school they told us: There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.
  2. Once I was in college a professor said: Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.
  3. In high school they told us: In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.
  4. Once I was in college a professor said: Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.
  5. In high school they told us: Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.
  6. Once I was in college almost every professor said: You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.
  7. In high school they told us: If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.
  8. Once I was in college a professor said: Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!
  9. In high school they told us: You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.
  10. Once I was in college almost every professor said: Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.
  11. In high school they told me: There is no excuse for an absence. NONE.
  12. In college I called a professor and said: I'm really, really, really sorry but it's -18 before windchill and I have to walk two miles to get to class.
  13. The professor said: You stay inside and stay safe. Here's what we're reading today. I'll quiz you next week and if you can get a 90% I'll mark you present. I know you live off-campus, do you have food?
  14. In high school they told me: Your advisor is just for academia, not personal problems.
  15. In college my advisor called me: Are you okay? I haven't seen you in class in two weeks and I know you have depression. I can drop off your work if you'd like. Please call me and tell me how you're doing even if you can't get to class.
  16. In high school they told me: Don't argue. You think this is bad, wait til college.
  17. In college all but one of my professors said: You wanna argue, do it in a civil manner. We didn't get here today without 5000 years of healthy debate.
Posted 1 week ago

edwardspoonhands:

I’ve recently become fascinated by why tuition costs have risen so much in the last 30 years. I mean…it’s insane, and it doesn’t result in a better education. It turns out, for the most part, that it’s marketing. Universities spending money so that they look better than other universities so they get more and better students so that they can make more money (largely via student loans.)

Student loans mean well, and they’re vital. But the education industry has been economically incentivized by their easy access to raise prices and get more students paying more. Schools that don’t spend lots of money on luxury dorms and top notch sports programs don’t grow…kids don’t go to them because, effectively, it’s the same price for 18 year olds because the loans are available.

We should start a university that costs $3000 per year, but you have to sleep on a cot with six other people in the room. Like Hogwarts.

(Source: sandandglass)

Posted 2 weeks ago

richxsoul:

Most accurate tweet ever

(Source: trappunzelll)

Posted 2 weeks ago

prozdvoices:

image

How I’ll be ordering anything from now on.

Original post by chikenmilky3